part-time position. weekends forbidden. MUST NOT BE AVAILABLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. always greet customers coldly and ignore your team members. looking for someone who can take directions terribly. must be horrible at math, crumple under pressure, and add more sorrow to the atmosphere. this is an unfriendly workplace, we all hate each other here, and we’re looking for individuals who disagree with our viewpoints.
tbh I think that’s a perfectly reasonable question for him to ask
That is husband material right there
I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.
the natural state of the world is producing dust all the time. weathering and decay feeds future growth. dust is just soil with no place to go
it could go outside where dirt goes
not to be lewd but who’s gonna stand with me in the halls of healing after the battle of the pelennor fields and hold my hand and tell me that the chill in the air is just the damp of the first spring rain and say “i do not believe this darkness will endure”
Hey bestie you okay?
no <3
Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–
Travis: Floor 20!
Griffin: As– what?
Justin: [snorts]
Travis and Justin: Floor 20!
[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]
Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–
Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.
Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.
Clint: [laughs]
Griffin: Did you even think about that?
In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.
I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking